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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Long-lived people have the same crucial blood biomarkers, pointing scientists towards new anti-aging treatments - Earth.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Scientists Reveal Easy Three-Step Plan to Terraform Mars - futurism.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Buying Guide: The Best Watches For Life During Summer 2025 - Monochrome Watches

Still no good.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

I’ve gotten a perm recently. Any product recommendations and ways to keep hair healthy/make it healthier to counteract the damage?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio's Project Century Gets A Strange New Title - GameSpot

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors